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The Lineup by coachskau The Lineup by coachskau
WOW, NEW ART

Made this with colored pencil and crayon, then took a shitty cellphone picture.

Decided to draw my favorite lunatics working together in a bank robbery group.

The Pretty Face: Beautiful Chef used to be a supermodel, until her husband tore out her eyes and killed himself. Now she stalks men and deocularizes them.

The Brains: Battalion Chef is a master tactician, raising a massive army and ruling the lower castes with an iron grip. Oh, and he can jump bodies by tossing his never-ending cigar at his subordinates!

The Brawn: Vampire Chef is a crazy motherfucker, running a five-star cannibalistic restaurant deep in abandoned NYC subway tunnels with his massive horde of rats. He can't digest the food he makes, but a simple hole cut in his stomach lets him eat it, at least.

The Weaponsmaster: Marionette Chef is basically a scientist who was afraid to die. He'd uploaded a copy of his mind to a personal database as a contingency for his physical death, which eventually came to pass. His form now is little more than a four-armed corpse amalgamated from parts of his murder victims, maneuvered with an internal pulley system connected to an artificial neural network. He wears a big coat to hide his grotesque second pair of arms.

The Other Pretty Face: Disco Chef is a golden intergalactic criminal who planet-hops to frequent any dance club he can find. Unfortunately, his pursuers follow him closely, which often results in a catastrophic end to the existence of the planet he's located on. But hey, at least he's the best dancer in the universe.
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samiclayvivianmel Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
GUESS WHO'S FINALLY ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH HER INBOX JESUS (this is still adorable)
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samiclayvivianmel Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
they're adorable (until they decide to kill me) :>
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coachskau Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
For your health!
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September 10, 2014
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PANTECH & CURITEL COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
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1/16 second
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Sep 10, 2014, 7:08:45 AM
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